Review: Cars 3

Well, this movie happened. Don’t worry, The Incredibles 2 will be coming around eventually. Did it need to happen after Cars got a trilogy, though? The original Cars was a fine-enough one-and-done ordeal; its story didn’t need continuation, yet here…

Review: ALIEN: COVENANT

Ridley Scott’s third film in the franchise he created is instantly one of the best. I understand that saying that might not sound impressive considering some… interesting other films (I’m look at you Resurrection and 3). However, I personally think…

Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

This is a bad film and I’ve had enough. I have said before, in many different forums, that the bane of my existence is bad, bloated and over-budgeted blockbusters. The new Pirates movie has done nothing to rid me of…